We all live in rural Eastern Ontario. We know already access to beer is not a problem. It’s access to much of everything else that’s a problem.

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Another all-too-necessary lesson this past weekend that lawnmowers and small children don’t mix well.

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Serious question – do the idiotic Tweet storms by Ontario PC caucus members actually work?

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Do you think Stormont, Dundas, and South Glengarry MPP Jim McDonell knows his time is up yet? Frankly, his willing acceptance, and that of his party colleagues, of the buffoonery in today’s Queen’s Park is an embarrassment to the taxpayers of Ontario.

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There were a lot of complaints about property standards during the final coffee with council in Morrisburg, but upon leaving the meeting at 9:45 pm there was the distinct sound of a lawnmower running near Ottawa Street. Either some people heard what was said and felt guilty, or the complaints were grossly exaggerated.

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Give credit where credit is due. Standing in front of your constituents for five consecutive weeks and listening to every concern, no matter how personal or irrational, is not easy. This edition of South Dundas council deserves credit for actively practicing democracy. It is too rare these days.

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If you’ve owned a car for more than a decade, people will tell you the car owes you nothing. But after the passenger side door opened unexpectedly on County Road 7, a little consideration and grace in our final months together would be nice – or at least a warning.

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Why is the smell of fresh cut grass so intoxicating and why has this not been bottled as a perfume or cologne? A roll in your lawn could achieve the same results, but grass clippings in your bow tie are hard to explain to the waiter at dinner.

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“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.” – Winston Churchill