Word is former South Dundas mayor Evonne Delegarde laughed the municipality’s previous landfill director out of the room when he suggested in a private meeting that the provincial environment ministry would soon show up and shutter the Williamsburg dump site. Well, Evonne, who’s laughing now?

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Don’t regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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When fiction and commerce conspire, please turn it off, I’m tired.